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Maple & Main

Curt is Chicago native - but don't hold that against him. After stops in Madison and California, he moved to Waukesha in 2004 to open a downtown business.

The Wild Winds of West Main

"We cannot control the evil tongues of others: but a good life enables us to disregard them."

Cato the Elder (234BC - 149BC)

It's been a busy 365 days. Let me get you caught up on things..

For starters, I went out to California last year and made a million dollars. I then returned to Waukesha and met a girl. Two weeks later, this girl and I went to Hawaii and got married. When we returned, I got a job that paid me even more millions of dollars. I then decided to buy a bunch of buildings downtown for almost three times what they are worth because I have so much money. I am going to evict all the tenants of these buildings and keep the properties to myself, my new wife, and my growing family (we have a name picked out for one of the twins, still in search for the second). I am going to convert one of the new buildings into a "doomsday shelter"; that's why I have been too busy to write a blog.

That about sums it up! Now you are up to speed.

And if you believe a word of of this, you must listening to the wild wind that blows on the West End of Main Street. It's all a lot of hot air, and it's really entertaining.

I promise, next week the real Maple and Main blog will return. Maybe.

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